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| Añadir leyenda |
MATCH SENTENCES AND FORM 8 JOKES RELATED TO SCHOOL:
What did you learn in school today?
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Class: Fred!
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The first day of
school wouldn't be so bad if…
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Son: It was all right
except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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Teacher: Fred, go to the map and find North America.
Fred: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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Because there was no
history to study!
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
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it weren't followed
by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth
day of school . . .
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Mother: How was your first day at school?
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Student: In jail!
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Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward
New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los
Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
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Student: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the
principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Not enough; I have to
go back tomorrow!
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Why was school easier
for cave people?
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Daughter: How to talk
without moving my lips!
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