BACK TO SCHOOL WITH HUMOUR

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MATCH SENTENCES AND FORM 8 JOKES RELATED TO SCHOOL:

What did you learn in school today?	Class: Fred!
The first day of school wouldn't be so bad if…	Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Teacher: Fred, go to the map and find North America.  Fred: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?	Because there was no history to study!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?	it weren't followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school . . .
Mother: How was your first day at school?	Student: In jail!
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?	Student: I’m glad it’s Friday!
Teacher:  I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?	Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow!
Why was school easier for cave people?	Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!