(Picture by Laura Morán Domínguez, 1ºBCH.D)

lunes, 10 de septiembre de 2018

BACK TO SCHOOL WITH HUMOUR

WELCOME BACK TO SCHOOL AND TO BILINGUAL NORBA BLOG!



ACTIVITY 1.

WATCH  MR BEAN TAKING AN EXAM. WHAT PROBLEMS IS HE HAVING? TALK TO YOUR PARTNER AND TRY TO DESCRIBE WHAT'S GOING ON.



SPEAKING: WHAT'S THE WORST EXAM EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE HAD?

HOMEWORK: GO TO THE COMMENTS AND WRITE ABOUT YOUR WORST EXAM EXPERIENCE.



ACTIVITY 2.

MATCH SENTENCES AND FORM 8 JOKES RELATED TO SCHOOL:














What did you learn in school today?
Class: Fred!
The first day of school wouldn't be so bad if…
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Teacher: Fred, go to the map and find North America. 
Fred: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Because there was no history to study!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
it weren't followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school . . .
Mother: How was your first day at school?
 Student: In jail!
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Student: I’m glad it’s Friday!

Teacher:  I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow!

Why was school easier for cave people?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!



HOMEWORK: PREPARE A COMIC STRIP OR A CARTOON ON THE TOPIC "BACK TO SCHOOL WITH HUMOUR". IF YOU DON'T LIKE DRAWING YOU CAN PRINT PICTURES.



45 comentarios:

  1. My worst experience at school was when I had a science test at school; the exam had two units but I only remembered to study one of them. The exam had 4 points of the unit that I studied and 6 of the theme that I didn’t study. Fortunately I remembered the theory of the second unit and I got an 8.

    Jorge Salcedo Ciborro 4º E.S.O. A.

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  2. My worst experience in an exam was last year at the last math exam of the year. When I strted the exam i thought tham it wasn´t that difficult, but when I first tryed to do the last exercise, I got very confused. It took me 3 sheets of paper to try to resolve the exercise but I didn´t got it right.

    Leo von Caprivi Montero, 4°E.S.O. A

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  3. My worst experience in an exam was in a geography exam last year. I stydied enough to pass the exam but i read wrong one of the questions. I writed about agriculture instead of writing about aquaculture. The whole exercise was wrong and i fail the exam.

    Duna Acevedo Benito, 4º ESO A

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  4. The most difficult exam I´ve ever done was in my 2 year of high school. It was a Spanish exam, I think it was the last exam and I was very nervous. When I started doing the exam I thought that I could fail however I finally passed the exam but I didn´t feel very happy with the final mark.

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  5. My worst experience in an exam was last year in the first math exam. I thought i knew everything for the exam but when the date arrived i realised that i should have studied more, so i failed the exam.

    Rebeca Merino Criado 4ºESO A

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  6. My worst experience in an exam was in a physics and chemistry exam last year. I have studied but I was so nervous so I wasn't able to concentrate, I was wrong in many questions. In the lasts 10 minutes of the class I was able to concentrate a little and answer some questions well. Finally I pass the exam, but it was, without doubt, one of the worst exams I've ever done.

    Ana Vázquez Esteban, 4º ESO A

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  7. My worst experience in an exam was last year in Language .I studied for the exam but it was really difficoult , so I thougt that I could fail it .Finally I past the exam but I was really nervous.
    Rafael Martin Cid , 4° ESO A

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  9. My worst experience in an exam was a year ago in a Geography exam about a book. I read the book but we had 10 minutes to answer 5 questions and each question was longer than the last one. I almost fail the examn but I finally pass it.

    Pablo Baena Vega, 4ºESO A

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  10. My worst experience in an exam was in second year of high school , the last exam of language, I must to analyze some sentences ,but I didn't know how make them, so I failed the exam.

    Sergio Sánchez Amado 4º E.S.O. A

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  11. My worst exam was actually a piano audition in June, I was very nervous and we were in a really small room that had no air conditioner so everyone was sweating (and there were lots of people). When I started playing my hands were slippery and I made a few mistakes but then I forgot a part of the song and I had to start all over again. It was horrible.
    Fátima González Lucero 4 ESO A

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  12. I've never had a terrible experience in exams, but maybe I've evented a few bad experiences that have made me nervous. One of them, maybe the worst, took place last year. We had a Geography test, the last day of an exam week, so I hadn't studied too much for that test and I was very sleepy as an outcome of going to bed late when studying other exams. As it was a long unit, that day I went to bed at two o' clock and I woke up at six o' clock to study, so I spent the whole day as a zombie. At the time of the exam I was so tired that I started to look through the window and I stayed that way for five minutes more less, then, I remembered that I was in an exam, so I rushed to finish the exam. I was quite worried because when I realized that I was in the exam there were only twenty minutes left and I still had to answer three of the five questions. Luckily, I finished the exam at time and I got a good mark.

    Pablo Remedios Viana - 4º E.S.O. A

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  13. My wrost experience was an english exam in sixth grade.
    I didn´t know that this day I had an exam and when the teacher gave me the exam I was blocked but finally I reacted at time and I could finish it . I passed the exam but since that day I haven´t forget any exam till now.

    Andrea Julián Atienza 4ºA.

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  14. Definitely, one of my worst exam experiences happened when I was in 5th grade of primary. It was a Music exam. The main part of it involved musical intervals, and the exercises consisted on rising or lowering some melodies in a certain interval. The problem was that I didn´t understand anything about the theory at the lessons, so I didn´t know how to do it. The great majority of the class that wasn´t going to music classes had a similar problem. I remember me the day before the exam phoning everyone I knew who had musical studies, in the hope that anyone could help me, as my parents had never done such a thing before. I also looked on the Internet for information, but there was no way to make me learn it. Unluckily, I started the exam very stressed, with no idea of the method to do it. I completed the few questions I had understood and the rest of them were answered mostly randomly. Finally and fortunately, I barely passed the exam with a very low mark, which I improved in the following ones.

    Tote Jurado Rojo; 4ºA

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  15. My worst examen experience was in fourth of primary school, in my first french exam. I thought that it will be easy and i dind´t study too much. I didn´t believe the difficulty of the exam when i saw it. And i failed it.

    Alejandro Vilela Martín 4ºA.

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  17. To my mind,the worst experience I have ever had with an exam happened last year. It was a fisics exam.When the teacher gave me the test and I read all the questions I became really nervous. I didn't remembered practically anything! Fortunately I focused on it and I could pass the exam.

    Mercedes Criado-Ibaseta Sicard 4ºA

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  18. My worst exam experience was in second year of the high school. It was a maths exam and I´m not very good at maths. The exam was about an algebra lesson. It was difficult because it was the first year that we learned algebra and we have a substitute teacher. The teacher told as that the exam was easy, so that I didn´t study much. At the end the exam was very hard but I could pass the exam.
    Javier Puerta Isarría 4ºA

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  19. My worst exam experience was on 3° year on a maths exam that I tought that I was going to get a good mark and when I saw de exam I had a 2'2 so I repeated the exam 😱
    Carmen Alonso Munn 4eso A

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  20. My worst exam experience was in primary school.I was doing a maths exam when I realise that there were three more exercises on the other side of the sheet. I couldn't finish the exam but I passed the exam and I got a five.

    Jaime Torees Sánchez 4ºA

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  21. My worst exam experience was in primary school, it was a music exam. Our teacher was so rude and the exams were to difficult. He used to put five questions and two of them was about histroy of music, like the average age, Renaissance... I didn't study to much and I only knew the questions about musical notes. The exams were to long and we didn't use to have time to finished them. I got a 5 in that exam.

    Míriam Murillo Martín 4ºA

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  22. My worst experience in an exam that I can remember was a math exam we did last year, I thought it was easier but when I started the exam I got really nervous because all the exercises seemed very difficult but at the end I passed the exam.


    María Mateos García 4ºA

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  23. My worst experience with an exam happened last year.
    On the day of my birthday I had an English test and the next day I had a Geography test, so I couldn´t enjoy the day.

    Jorge Pérez Aparicio 4ºESO A

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  24. My worst exam experience was in fourth year of primary school. I had a history exam and I studied a lot. When I started the exam I wrote everything I knew but when the bell rang I was at the middle of the exam. I was very nervous but the teacher let me finish it during the break. I had thirty minutes more but I couldn't finish the exam because I wrote a lot.
    Sancho Quesada Carballo 4°A

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  25. I don´t have any horrible exam situation. I remember a few exams that I didn´t study enough to have a decent mark, but I passed them. Maybe the worst situation was in primary school, in a music exam. The exam was about playing the flute, but I had no idea. I did what I could and I don´t remember the final mark. Something similar happened two years ago, in a music exam as well. I´ve never been good at music.

    Nicolás Calvo Sánchez.

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  27. My worst experiencie It was in an exam of music history, I studied a lot but when I started the exam I didn't understand nothing, I wrote all the things I knew but I couldn't do a good exam

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  28. I can't think of any specially bad experience with an exam, at least not that I remember. Maybe one of the worst ones was a maths exam I did two years ago in which I got a low mark because even though I had studied I still couldn't understand almost anything from that unit. Anyway I always get nervous during exams and tests, specially in maths or phisics and chemistry so I dont like exams at all.

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  29. My worst experience at an exam was in sixth year,when the teacher told us that today we have an exam.So the 90% of the class got a Zero and I had it too,it was horrible! But luckily I improved my mark in the others exams.
    Javier Jiménez Pérez 4ºA

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  30. My worst experience at an exam was two years ago in an english one. I had studied a lot and while I was doing the exam I thought that I would have a good mark but in the last five minutes of the exam I realized that I only had done the middle of the exam fortunately I got a 5 that was a bad mark but was the best mark I could got

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  31. My worst exam experience was in a math test, when I did not know what to write, in the end I completed the exam. I pass de exam!!!

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  32. My worst experiencie at an exam was three years ago,when I was at 2°ESO,in a math test.When I finished the exam, I was checking my answers and I found one of the four exercices of the exam badly and there were only five minutes left before the end of the exam.I corrected the exercice and I remenber that I have a good mark in the exam.
    Jorge Carrera Pérez 1°bachillerato D

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  33. My worst experience at an exam was three years ago. It was in a exam of Geograph. The problem was that in the final of the exam I discover that I have a map with all the solutions in the table and the teacher was close to see it. Fortunately she doesn't see nothing and I hide the paper fastly. I promise that I don't know nothing about this map!

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  34. My worst experience in an exam was when I knew almost all the theory for a recovery and they just asked me the question that I did not know

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  35. I remember one day I forgot that I had an exam that dau, so, when I came into the class everyone was preparated to make the exam that I hadn't prepared, no more, I am a good child.

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  36. Carmen Sánchez Julián
    1º BACH - D
    I'm very absent-minded so is common that occasionally I forgot something.
    One day, the history teacher said that the next week will put a exam of a book but the day wasn't fixed. I forgot the exam and I only read the fist thirty pages.
    The next week the teacher give us the exam to complete it and I had no idea but I did the exam only with the first thirty pages unfortunately I did'nt pass the exam and I felt very overwhelmed and clueless.

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  37. Javier Montero Benlloch
    1 BACH - D
    My worst experience in an exam was in firts of ESO when the Spanish teacher put a very difficult test the first week of classes. I came from primary school and did not study much and failed the exam because of misspellings

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  38. 1 BACH - D
    When I had a exam of Maths I didn´t go to the toilet before and obviously in the hour of the exam you can´t go to the toilets in the hour of the exam and I must support my wish about go to toilet

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  39. 1 BACH - D
    My worst exam experience was when I was doing a technical drawing and I started to bleed because my nose was broken. I couldn´t do the exam and I had a very bad grades.

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  40. Helena Valencia 1º BACH-D:

    I suppose I have had many bad exam experiences, but one of my worst experiences was one day in a physics exam, there were about 10 minutes left and, after doing the whole exam, I realized that I had some wrong exercises because I was confused by the formula. Fortunately, I had tme to change it but it was stressful.

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  41. Pablo Muñoz 1 Bach D
    My worst experience in an exam was in a spanish test. I studied a lot for the exam, but I didn’t study a theory question because I hadn’t time. When the teacher gave me the exam, I realized that she put the question that I didn’t study. Finally, I didn’t pass the exam.

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  42. Juan Pérez Hernández 1 Bach D.
    My worst experience in a exam was in a normal day when i was at school,my teacher entered in the class and she said: "Hello everyone, today we have a surprise exam". That was horrible.

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  43. Diego De Andrés 1 Bach
    my worst experience in a exam I think that it was two years ago in a 10 units literature exam, the exam wasn't bad at all,but was the day before the exam when I realised That I had it

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  44. Sergio Hernández Durán
    1 Bach D
    My worst experience in an exam was the last year, it was a maths test about logarithms. This unit was the first of the year and it was difficult. I studied a lot but when i did the exam i didnt remember anything, unfortunatly i failed the exam. As a consecuence i started very bad my last year in the ESO.

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